Hey, how is the view from down there?

I only asked because I sit upon a clear chair.

My ass is on display

Now I want you to come and play.

There's much smooshing and gushing.

But that is because this content, I am pushing.

Do not look or shy away.

Just listen to what I have to say.

The times are always tough.

While the Days are increasingly rough.

The stress has me losing all of my hair.

So please come watch me smush my butt into a chair!

Thank you, thank you, I know what you're thinking, was that Voltaire if you rhymed? Yes, it was. I can channel the dead but only the out profoundly philosophical and educated. It's my curse. I am just but a small woman who can encapsulate the thoughts and embodiments of the world's most educated and prolific men. That being said, come watch me smush my wet ass into a chair. You just lie on the ground and watch it all happen. Is it going to be some kind of special thing? Is there going to be a twist you're not ready for, probably not, unless you have no concept of what's happening here. I feel like I fleshed it out pretty well though, my butt is getting smushed into a clear plastic chair and who knows what you're going to see it, is it going to be my butt? It will be, it will actually be entirely by Bud. So what are you waiting for? We've got another day on our hands filled with clear chair themed debauchery!