You just got a text, a text from your girlfriend, but not just any one of your girlfriends who seem to have a bunch of different personalities- I'm talking about the artsy one! She's home, all alone, is she employed? Does she have a hobby? I don't really fucking know anymore. It just seems like she kind of exists to give you boners at work. That's okay though, boners at work aren't weird. No one's going to think less of you for it. Unless they find out, in which case they're going to think less of you for it. It goes without saying that it's pretty inappropriate to be doing that at work. So you need to really reevaluate yourself. Get your shit together! Or not, boners at work, whatever, we already went over this! What we didn't go over is the very erotic white fur blanket she's on. That's a new thing, it's not fake, it's real, just trust me. Your artsy girlfriend has faux fur rug money going on. She must be employed, it's the only thing that makes sense here. So she's being all sultry and stuff on that fur blanket with her ass on display and her heart in the right place. So now it gets your hard in the right place and check it out! Anyone who doesn't, is an asshole. She proves it with science, you'd know if you checked out the set. If you don't know what I'm talking about this is a reflection of your inability to understand what's important here. Your girlfriend has a girl boner and you have a man boner. When your powers combined, you can both be really frustrated at your places of work! Sexual frustration is the birthplace of innovation! That's not true actually, I made that up. But you know what I did make up, this fucking set! Check it out!!

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