All right, we made it to 100. 100 purchases! And it was down to the wire. It was exactly 100 so I do appreciate everyone's contributions and as promised, here is a POV writing video. And as not promised- but almost thrust upon you every single time, here is my description of what happened...

So there you were, coming home, convincing me to not go out with my help of course. Now there aren't too many things in this world that I dislike more than going out and socializing. And as we know, this is a continued story, it says part 3 right there. That means that there's two other parts that really interlock this story. I hope you guys see part one and two, otherwise this storyline is way too complex for you to really keep up with. I digress though, so there I was, standing there, checking you out. You got that ass that doesn't quit with that mouth that I need to put to good use. Before that though, I need to ride you like some kind of poorly maintained mode of transportation. I don't really know what I'm doing, I'm a little green to this whole thing but let me tell you, I'm going to give it my all. I'm going to use my genitalia and I'm going to mix it with your genitalia to make sex happen. This sex is spicy as well. I'm going to be in there mushing and smushing and that's just the beginning. After the mushing and smooshing, you're going to find that I am also gushing and splooshing. When you combine all of this together, it creates the perfect scenario. Not just that you have to clean the sheets afterward but it's basically my body's way of giving you . And not in the passive aggressive way when you get . I'm talking the endearing way that only the closest of people can ever convey. And that's what's happening, the thumbs up my vagina is giving you is one that we can't dispute! Now come on over here and dispute nothing except orgasms. Orgasms from your genitalia as people do and say normally.