You ever want a lady to** **sit on your face? What if she sat on your face with a thin barrier between you and the ass cheeks you so desperately wish you could get all up in? What if that barrier was waaay more scratched up than you would have liked when you purchased the clear chair at Lowe's so now you're pretty upset with Lowe's for giving you a chair that has some scratches on it but oh well, you still throw a mayonnaise jar worth of lube on that thing then rub your tired, phat ass cheeks all up and down someone's face! Only that someone is YOU and the "you" I've been referring to in the other half of this description is ME.

Please buy this video of me rubbing my butt on your face for 8 minutes. Hope you get a good boner!