August 31, 2026

I’m feeling verrryyy preoccupied with thoughts of my new chugging skill level… we have to find out how fast I can consume a 12 pack.

Also I’m just thinking about the pure scale of how fast I’m chugging now… what if I start treating liter bottles like cans, downing them one after the other? Impacting the local supply chain because my grocery store can’t keep up with my greedy belly’s need to swell… burping so loud that my neighbors can hear… (not that the burps would really register amongst the whining and moaning as I bounce and grind on my vibrator to fuck the burps out of me)

Fuck fuck fuck I want to scream and burp and cum like that over and over so badly and I want you to watch every second of it 😭😩 listen to my sopping wet pussy sliding back and forth on my vibrator and feel your heart rate pick up, try to resist touching yourself for the first few cans… I’ll only give you permission to cum when I’ve downed all 12 and I’m moaning, swollen, and ready to pop