Wow I’m so glad to be back on Reddit!! So much to see 🤩😈🥵

You know what’s catching my eye? Posts that mention inflation by the number of pumps. I’ve never really been one to count them, but I do think it can be fun to quantify the fullness from time to time.

It has me a little curious. I wonder how many pumps I typically get into me when I inflate. (And I guess it could be a little interesting to know how that compares to other people.) I’m also very curious about different pumps - what does 20 pumps from a bulb look like compared to 20 pumps of a balloon pump? Etc.

Honestly, the reason I want to know is so I could make a game out of it. So I could do a livestream with tips corresponding to the number of pumps I force into my belly. I think there are some logistical questions to be worked out, but I think some of you would appreciate being a bit more directly involved in blowing me up 😈

It’s kind of exciting to imagine how much bigger I would pump myself up to with a little extra participation and encouragement. I think you might have me whining about how tight I’m getting even though we both know I’m getting off on it.

Idk. Might be fun to be your little balloon 🥵