three haunting photos taken just moments before disaster struck*

*disaster = the moment I got so turned on by my own bloated gut that I abandoned my plans for the afternoon and am about to start touching myself as I type this

Seriously, this is the phenomenon behind my recent pivot towards evangelizing about blowing yourselves up - it just feels so god damned good. I was walking around my apartment in my underwear just because I was getting ready to take a shower, but I have too many mirrors… and I’m still too bloated from my lunch break activities… and all of the sudden I am SMACKING my distended gut. The next thing I know, I’m horizontal on my couch with a throbbing pussy and an elevated heart rate. My underwear is just ever so slightly too tight, my skin is so soft, my belly button is just begging to be teased and stroked… like, fuck. I know I’m probably just making you want to touch ME, but I’m telling you, it’s also fun to BE the heavy, swollen balloon.

Okay now I’m going to go look at pretty bellies and touch myself while I feel my forearm brushing against my bulging belly to reach my clit 💕 because I have the best life ✨