Red Riding Hood Rides You Good

What are you doing out here? I was going to meet you at the party! I'm glad to have your company though, because this short cut through the woods is kinda creepy, to be honest. Wait, what? You want to hook up NOW?! Here?! You're insane, but I could never say no to you. Get down and let me blow you. DID YOU HEAR THAT?! I think other people are out here in the woods, too, and they must be watching us. Well, let's give them a show then. Let me ride you.