My Feet Are Better Than Sex

Sex takes so much work. You have to get ready for the date, pick a place to go, go on the date, be charming, funny, and flirty, pay for the date, and still run the risk of not getting laid. And if you DO get to have sex, you either have to forget about feet altogether, or have that awkward conversation about your kink. It's just better here with me. Skip all that over the top effort and jerk off instead. It always feels better anyway. You know how to touch yourself best. And I can give you exactly what you want - a sexy woman with beautiful feet. Stop wasting your time out there and get off to me instead.