Satan is the most compassionate of the lot. Don't believe me? The fundies weren't wrong when they say "Satan was the first to demand equal rights." Although you and I both know that doesn't mean what they think it means. When sky dad dropped the first people into the garden he did do without knowledge of morality, but with an expectation to live a moral life. But how can you expect anyone to live a moral life when they lack the basic knowledge of good and evil? They were set up from the start. And ever since then Satan has been the aspect of compassion. Whenever you need a helping hand, or even just a spiritual hug Satan is there. Ave Satanas!