Keeping It Conservative 🤓

I had to go to a family birthday party at a country club today and my mom said “please just try to look simple and suburban”…. So this is the best I could do, given the contents of my wardrobe. What do you think— do I look conservative enough to attend a 1 year-olds birthday party at a suburban country club?

Outfit Details:
Shirt- Macy’s
Pants- Vince