⚔️ Your Swords Awaken tomorrow

Heroes, get ready!

It’s time to show you what the **Creamy Game **is really about

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I’ve created a full design for sword cards.
Each of you can receive one if you’re ready to become a brave hero in my universe ⚜️

Your sword - your loyal... colleague 😏

Let’s be honest: it’s basically a classy, geeky tribute to your dick, but styled for my universe

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Starting tomorrow, for your “sword” to function in my realm, you’ll need to send me a photo of your dick in DMs,

OR, if you’re shy, just describe it (oh yeah, let's discuss your dick in more detail)

If you’re not shy?

Describe it boldly in the comments so everyone knows what kind of champion you are 😁

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Each card includes:

🍆 your statline (yes, length, form, my opinion)

**🧬 unique traits **(each dick is unique! And even the angle can matter)

**🫵 custom lore **(because sometimes your sword tells me more than you think)

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This card is your** exclusive artifact,**_ created once and only for you - unique just like your “sword”._ Every hero gets his own identity in my world
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And trust me... This world has no boundaries and will bring you new adventures in the future!

Realms, chaotic portals, my sexy bosses, which I will show you next week. Everything according to DnD rules, but with a very Creamy twist.

Let’s be honest... we’ll basically be fucking across parallel universes 💦

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Get ready, hero!

Tomorrow I open the portal 🗝️