勃起したらチップをちょうだい
毎日暑すぎるんで氷をケツ穴に入れる遊び
実は子供の頃からやってた内緒の遊び
こんなことしても涼しくはならない

Tip me when you get a boner.

It's hot every day in the summer in this country.
Play with ice in your anus. A game I've been playing in secret since I was a kid.
It doesn't cool me off.