July 9, 2026
In a world of semiglutides and AI the real deal seems to be dying. I'm holding the line here, my waist line specifically, and though I may slim down or grow bigger bye the bye you will always know what you get from me is 100% all-american beef-fed man. Don't settle for crappy AI generated fantasies, surrender yourself and indulge your desires with the real thing. From head to toe every hair on my body is naturally generated by the food I eat and the air I breathe.
