**UPDATE: **You probably won't believe this. I'm back online today, but I had a truly terrible, awful, far-too-eventful day yesterday (this has been a weird week overall), and I really appreciate everyone being so kind and patient if your video reply is delayed. My water went out (again) yesterday, and while waiting for the plumber to get my well working again, I went out to get brunch because I couldn't even make a worthwhile breakfast without any water. On my way to get lunch, I almost hit a tiny dog with my golf cart, which turned out to be a senile old Shitzu that bit me when I tried to help him get out of the road. It took about an hour to catch him and find his ungrateful owner.

The best part is that I was wearing those Daisy Dukes for the whole day because I was only trying to pick up breakfast. So the cop that was helping was definitely checking out my ass and my legs as I was chasing this ferocious dog, and then the paramedics had a good look while they were tending to my bite. Then I finally went to get breakfast and kept calling plumbers. Got a plumber to fix my problem (temporarily) so I could at least take a bath when this terrible day finally ended. Then, after the plumber left, I had to go to Urgent Care for antibiotics and to get the bite checked. Of course, all that took so long, I had to go out for dinner and then immediately went home, took a bath, and went to bed before 9 PM.

Oh yeah, and the other business I own, a local brick-and-mortar place, had a problem yesterday when a homeless person wandered in and hung out. I was getting phone calls and complaints, so that was on my radar of things to deal with. Guess what? That same homeless guy ended up helping me find the dog's owner. Weirdest day of the year so far.

Anyway, I'm back online today. I apologize for any reply delays. My life is typically not this eventful. My hand is achy, and antibiotics make me sore. I'm doing my best to catch up on replies and am still accepting requests, if you're willing to offer grace and patience if it's possibly a bit delayed.

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Things to ease the burden of yesterday:
• Breakfast/Brunch from yesterday ($40)
• Dinner from yesterday ($85)
• Co-Pay ($50)
• Antibiotics ($10)
• Plumber ($200)
• New phone case ($10)

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Things to please me today:
• Flip Flops
• Insoles
• Clothes
• Cookies
• Purse