If neither the name “Miss Ava”, nor my casually bitchy attitude didn’t tip you off to the fact that while I may toy with the idea of producing content to tease you into submission, messaging me to suggest where I could place any part of my body…will be ignored, along with any future correspondence.

For lessons on how to talk to women, I’m happy to help, although if it’s going to take a while, I may have to enable paid messaging. People sell books about this shit, you know.

I’d also like to astutely point out how few books, blogs and scholarly articles have been drafted about how to talk to men. Why? Because the only challenge is keeping your ass awake after you blow your load somewhere you probably weren’t supposed to. Like on her $120 pillowcases. Ever dated a girl who had different sheets for sleeping and sex? Maybe you noticed, and now you know why.

Feel free to tip until it hurts.