My loves, I woke up to get some water, and decided to check Mail only to find someone either missed the part of my profile where I said not to send messages such as “I will fuck you so hard”, OR he thought it was a dare.

It was not a dare, and now he’s in time-out. Boys, don’t believe that alpha male infomercial bullshit they sell virgins on late night television. If he had said that to me in public, I would have embarrassed the shit out of him. Luckily, our man has the anonymity of the internet. What he does not have now, however, is access to my profile.

Be nice! 🖤