I was supposed to take pictures of my titties today. Instead it rained, and I had to spend the day cuddling my spoiled German Shepherd.

Let me tell you about this dog. We were on a walk one day, getting soaked. She just stopped. Wouldn’t move. After about ten minutes, I said, “you know, I’m pretty sure it rains in fucking Germany”. She got this sort of quizzical look on her face, hopped on the grass, and then led me home. 😑