If you have a girlfriend/wife/sister you may have overheard them belabor the inconsistencies of bra sizing. I can attest to this, as I have worn a 38G for years. Even through the site I currently shop on, I have two bras in that size (amazing push up bras, that I seriously do NOT need), but suddenly they redid their sizing or something - if you remember my lingerie order from several weeks back - and now I’m a 44H. I was skeptical to say the least; I measured myself three times, and I just knew when the order came in, they wouldn’t fit.

They fit. Perfectly. And holy fuck they’re cute. As I said yesterday, I promise to take some pictures and post them. Right after I reheat my coffee, because it’s already cold. German coffee is delicious fresh, but not so good once it cools down. A pity. But you know what’s not a pity?

These titties. Ha!