What a day. I feel like this week has just been one chaotic event after another. I did my makeup, looked at my bank accounts, and Comcast had deducted my internet bill twice. Wow. To be fair, that’s never happened before, but seriously, fuck this week.

We…are going to do better about posting. I’m setting a fundraising goal, although I’m not quite sure how they work. Sort of wish OF came with a booklet. Maybe some crayons. Whatever.

The facts are these: I am a gifted visual artist, skilled musician, and stunning human being. I also have a sense of humor to offset that bitchy side some people find surprisingly erotic. Point is, there’s a great deal of unexplored value here, and I plan to correct that.

I’m setting a June fundraising goal of $300. Like I said, I’m not sure how these goals work, and we’re already a week in, so I’m aiming to post photos (of myself, not my new equipment, I promise) at least weekly from now on. I think tips count towards the goal? I’m not sure. I guess I should offer some sort gift or prize or something, right? How about…a couple of special photos for everyone who contributes, and maybe a video for the big spender?

Man, if you only knew how much I spent on skincare…

If there are no objections, let’s begin! I’ll bring the oil. Ms Ava🖤💖💜☕️