UNBOXING TIME!

It's recently come to my attention that I have a deep voice. Yes, I know, but I mean I just found out the actual measure in hertz. I was doing some sound tests and I was told I was giving really low numbers around 70-80 Hz and up to 120 Hz. Then I looked up what hertz are and got lost in a rabbit hole of frequency, vibration, oscillation, amplitude, pitch, and their meaning in different fields. Apparently, the range I provide is sometimes not detected by microphone settings (which explains why voice-to-text and other similar functions do such weird shit when I try to use them) and I also found out that there's a frequency range that is perceived as either a predator or a father figure (which explains why some of you call me daddy and can't get enough of my voice and some other people can't stand me even when I have only said two or three words completely devoid of emotion). Then I got lost in another rabbit hole after learning about infrasound and then about the infra-world. And suddenly a lot of the hippie shit I've read about low energy and lower vibration throughout the years finally made physical, real-world sense. Long story short, I think I figured out an easy way to "raise my vibration" and how to deal with bad vibes in a technical way, so thanks to all your support I was able to buy myself a little Xmas gift.

I can't say it enough but thanks! Thanks a lot!