PinUp Monday is about to get sporty and politically incorrect...

Prepare a tab for the Oxford and one for the Urban dictionary, I'm going to state the obvious since nobody does. I'll crack the jokes on X because the last time I brought it up it didn't get shown to anyone and the two people that saw the post had some really hateful things to say.

I'm glad the woke virus is finally ending its life cycle and hopefully everyone and their offspring have developed immunity to it (it's a real thing). If you're the kind of person that was led to believe that if you don't have a school diploma and years of experience in a given field to be able to talk about a subject with certainty let me inform you: you're wrong. You can be an expert in any topic or field without a diploma, you can gain knowledge from experience and from reading. Plus, more often than not, the people you see on mainstream media labeled as "experts" are spokespersons/lobbyists or entrepreneurs proselytizing and trying to guide your opinion. Remember the past 5 years? I hope you do.

As I was saying, some will notice the lack of sports depicted in this set of pinups, haters will complain about the lack of racial diversity and they'd be right. The first is because Grok is a prude and wouldn't give me swimmers, the tennis players' shorts were too long, spandex was not invented while the artist I picked for the inspo was alive so I guess there's that but the second one would be just trolling and it grinds my gears. If you're a PC wanker I'm about to annoy the shit out of you.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the people that complain about not seeing people like them (i.e. themselves) depicted in the media consumed by the masses are narcissistic twats. They also don't know how to search online and haven't figured out their feed is customized to fit what they like so they're also stupid. If that's you and somehow you got lost, subscribed to my page and by an odd twist of fate you're still reading...

...just kidding, you know they wouldn't, thanks for being a smart man. Now let's get to the point. The most annoying thing about hearing people bitch and whine about (I'll use their wording) the lack of representation of visible minorities on mainstream media is knowing that I suck at math and even I can tell they don't know numbers and proportion when they say shit like that but I do know a thing or two about colour, light and nuance. I also know that you can't possibly say stuff like that without sounding like a hypocrite because why the fuck does everyone ignore redheads?

First of all, what's more visible than red? Second, they're about 1-2% of the total population of the world. Disregarding the nebulous meaning of the word "white" since Academia decided to let the people in anthropology and social studies say whatever they want to avoid hearing the same thing twice on a dissertation I don't understand why people lump together redheads, blondes and brunettes, or why they say "latino" or "hispanic" when they mean American indigenous mix but only south of the United States however I won't talk about that today.

All I want to say is redheads are hot, I love them, I don't see enough of them depicted anywhere and that's because they are literally a minority so if anyone ever complains about not seeing a "visible minority" "represented" anywhere bring up redheads and a calculator to shut them up cuz they're party poopers and it needs to stop.

*Images were generated by AI

**I will keep the rest of the week's posting lewd, lascivious and way less wordy.