July 14, 2025
💸🍤 IT IS DICK TAX TIME! 💸🍆
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8 inches or under gets you a SPH task to complete! Over 8 inches gets you get a nude
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If you have a dick then you owe tax! Big or small! Obviously there’s a higher tax bill for the losers with the teeny weeny ones!
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3 inches and under - $35
3-5 inches - $25
5-8 inches - $15
8 inches and up - $5
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Pay up‼️
