Merry Chrysler! Happy Chremsex! Isn't that what you humans s..

Merry Chrysler! Happy Chremsex!
Isn't that what you humans say? Bah whatever! I got all dressed up for the season! Oh is this inadequate? I'm the Christmas President, so I say 100% boners today! 😈

Check back tomorrow to see Power get the Nobel Prize for nudity and Friday to see how much more inadequate she can get 💝