one of our closest straight buds got laid off from his corporate job a few months back, and he’s been stayin in our spare room to save coins while job hunting.

We are totally ok with a hot straight ally crashing here, especially one who looks like a real-life Clark Kent, and is comfortable enough to walk around shirtless, towels, or even just his tighty whities. (Although it is challenging to not OBVIOUSLY stare at his huge bulge).

We got a surprise the other day when he asked if we thought he would do well on 0nlyf4ns. I said “considering every single one of our gay friends lust after you, yes. But show us some pics or vids of what you’re working with.”

Cue Surprise # 2!!! He’s never taken a dick pic or filmed himself.

So we’re gonna help him get some content made, and let us assist with a few “test shots” yesterday. We knew by his bulge his cock was gonna be meaty, and we were right!

He wants to hear your feedback, and what more you’d like to see him do! And any tips on this go STRAIGHT to him .