Aren’t you tired of feeling so pathetic? Do something about it. Your white guilt, your needs, your existence means nothing to me. I want you on your knees, head bowed, hand out, wallet open. I want my house cleaned, laundry done. I want my groceries paid for, dinner made. I want my shopping sprees reimbursed. What's taking you so long? Hurry up. You have years to catch up on.