LOSER PURGATORY
Well, well, well… it looks like you really fucked up. I thought I was clear when I told you all of that gooning would ruin your life, rot your brain. I mean, maybe I should have told you it would ruin your AFTERLIFE, too. It’s a shame, really. Because if you thought the rejection you experienced in your pathetic, lonely life was bad, wait till you see what’s in store for the rest of your eternity!