UNFUCKABLE
In case nobody's told you today, you're a lost fucking cause. If you've been a virgin for this long, well... there's an obvious reason for that. Stop living in denial, beta. You're unfuckable! All you'll ever be is a simp, a pussyfree plaything for hot Women to use, exploit and throw away. The crumbs of attention that we give you for humiliating yourself and being a proper wallet is even more than an object like you deserves, anyway.