I’m supposed to film with a very sexy muscle man this weekend, and I just bought a new $700 camera lens, finally upgrading to the big leagues. I’m so excited to use it.

He’ll be here for two full days, so I’m planning out our videos now. As you can probably tell, when a guy comes to stay, I like to make the most of our time and film a few different ideas.

So far, I’m thinking:

• A dorm/frat/jock scene• Something involving baby oil and my sex chair, think Sam Ledger, Siren and Greyson Myles• A garage/ladder idea

For the oil scene, I’m thinking I can just lay a bedsheet on the floor so cleanup won’t be too terrible?

And yes, I know: longer kissing, more pit worship. More nipple play. I hear you.