SO WHERE DID MY NAME COME FROM??
Some people still ask me the story behind my username/porn name DrunkenColumbus so LONG STORY SHORT: I was drinking a ton and living on a street named Columbus at the time when I made my first Reddit account exclusively for browsing porn subreddits. Never thought I’d be uploading porn using the account, so it’s an accidental porn name I just embraced lmaoo. I don’t give two shits about Christopher Columbus or whoever, and I certainly don’t live in Columbus, Ohio so plz stop pestering me Ohioans 😝