Well… apparently a spicy curry was all my tummy needed to turn this afternoon into a full acoustic performance 💨🌶️😂

Come spend the afternoon with me while I deal with the consequences. It starts with me having a wee and letting out a few cheeky little farts at the same time because apparently my body has completely abandoned the concept of doing one thing at once 🙈

Then the curry really starts working its magic. My belly is bubbling away, I’m wriggling around trying to get comfortable, and I KNOW there’s one stubborn fart in there that desperately needs to come out.

So obviously… yoga. 😂

Leg up, twist, stretch, bum in the air, concentrating far harder than anyone reasonably should… until FINALLY: success. One gloriously satisfying fart and a very relieved Bianca lying there looking far too pleased with herself 💨😇

Spicy curry: 1.

My dignity: 0.

My tummy: much, much happier.

Come enjoy my very gassy afternoon with me 💕💨