Fat Girl Gets Healthy

It’s official, babes—I’m getting healthy.

I’m entering my health queen era, despite the fact that I’m sitting on my fat ass all day like a properly fed heffa. But who cares? It’s all about diet anyway, right? And clearly, I’m eating well. Avocado? That’s healthy fat. Goat cheese? Basically protein. Tomatoes? Vegetables, baby. So really, the bread and butter are spiritually canceled out. I washed it all down with a Coke Zero, because I’m nothing if not committed to wellness. And listen—I know a thing or two about health, so take notes. This body is a temple, and today it’s being worshipped with dairy.

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