PUSSYFREE REPROGRAMMING: ARMPITS ARE YOUR NEW PUSSY

Life goes on as usual for real men, but for a pussyfree beta boy like you? Reality needs to be completely redefined, starting with the concepts of sex, pussy, and porn. To you, all of those have been replaced by armpits. Forget about hot women and porn: your pussyfree condition forbids you from seeing any of that. From now on, armpits is all you're getting hard to.