October 4, 2026
FINAL Goonmandment #7 is live ๐
JEAN 27:7: thou shalt goon 7 days a week, for even the Goon God takes no day of rest. ride the slime into Goon-ternity ๐ท
The tablet is FULL, piggots. Seven weeks. Seven laws. This was the last one.
Only those who hold ALL SEVEN ascend and unlock the all-exclusive video reserved solely for the Goon-postles. Miss one and your soul stays in the outer realm forever. ๐โก๏ธ๐
Slide into my DMs with 'DAILY BREAD' if thou art ready to get fed ๐๐ต๐ซ
