🎂🎉** IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND THE GOON GODS BROUGHT ME A GIFT **🎉🎂

no, seriously. the universe said "happy birthday jean" by un-breaking a file that's been dead for YEARS. porn mommy kianna dior: THE DELUXE BUNDLE is officially live. recovered. remastered. bonus angles. extra treats. the lost tape found its way home on the one day a year the degen gets presents.

that's right. the universe gave ME a birthday present, and i'm immediately re-gifting it to you degens because that's the kind of generous king i am. >:))

34E tits. hypnotic mommy voice. one very obedient trash boii (me). a facial that belongs in the louvre. all wrapped up in a bundle like a big filthy bow.

so instead of cake i got to face glaze by fate. instead of candles i got the warm glow of a recovered file. it's the most on-brand birthday possible and i wouldn't have it any other way.<3

birthday wish? that you goon responsibly. (do NOT goon responsibly actually. goon irresponsibly. buy the bundle.don't let me pump alone on my birffday 😵💫)

RREEE and here's to many more my beloved piggots. >:))