BAMBI TOOK MY STRAP VIRGINITY!!!! (YES I'M YELLING!!!)
I've always been WAY too nervous to try a strap-on. The hip movement, the thrust, the pace all intimidated me so much. I've dated and slept with women before, but we've used our mouths, fingers, toys...never a strap. Until now.

Sexuality: I suck it to get it wet, get on all fours for Bambi, then put them on their back while I ride. Then I try it on, fit it to myself, and I'm at bat, my only mission to fuck her til she cums.

Authenticity: the "director's cut" (4 extra minutes in the extended cut of our behind the scenes reacting, communicating, sometimes nervously laughing, as we figure this out together).