OOPS! This version is pixelated/240 upload. I’m reaching out to everyone who unlocked this and getting the 4k to them but leaving it up since they did also purchase this. If you’re new to the site, please unlock the HD version

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g/g so earth-shattering, it led to a gushing 4 paragraph email to the toy’s company.

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15ish minutes of…wow

Let me level with you when I describe how important it is to remain true to myself while doing something SO cool: “reality” isn’t just my “brand”, it’s why I’m here. My desire to collab doesn’t stop my need to remain authentic.

I’m to share real moments (kinky ones, sure), along side education & experience.

I was happy as a clam (…pussy pun not intended) just to meet and film with Bambi. While we were interested in trying this brand new type of toy, we expected this to be a 3 minute vireo. Before we began filming, my instructions were clear: “I don’t want any fake moaning, I don’t want this to be sexy or performative, I want us just to react and review, and if it’s too big, if it doesn’t feel good, if we have to take it out right away, that’s something REAL and we should say that and help people in a fake world filled with performative creator ground themselves in how, more often than not, things ARENT ALWAYS GREAT.”

A little confused by the new toy, a little intimidated, neither of us expected much. (And that’s also makes a great video! The ability to tell you: this is pretend and contributes to false narratives of pleasure is WORTH sharing! Plus we’d get to giggle, kiss, be naked, bond, and try something. Everybody wins.)

And yet…the video speaks for itself.

There’s a 3 second cameo from our camera man at the end when he turns the camera around and reacts.

The best part was probably the 45-60 minutes AFTERS we stopped filming where we struggled through baffled stuttering until we just sat down, put on Rick and Morty, popped a few drinks, and dissociated while we tried to figure out what this means for the rest of our lives (and all the s*x with femme partners moving forward).

…I’ve already emailed the company. If they respond, I’ll send a link. If not…. I’ll probably tell you anyway, bc this just feels like something that anyone with a SOUL would share with the g/g community.