September 13, 2025
Story time: We were on a trip and went out for oysters, they..
Story time: We were on a trip and went out for oysters, they were HORRIBLE (PNW bivalves reign supreme 🦪) so we just drank and didn’t eat and got q drvnk, couldn’t get an uber bc our phones died so we walked around looking for a place to buy a charger, but came across a soccer field at a church and fucked in it. It was too dark to film but we got some pics with the flash. We both hung from the post while he fucked me standing up.
