Forget what’s on TV...the real games are happening right here in my DMs. I’m officially hosting the DICK OLYMPICS and I’m the only judge that matters. I want to see who’s packing a gold-medal cock and who’s just an honorable mention. 🏅

How to enter:
Send me 15$ DM me a clear shot of that hard dick with the hashtag #DICKOLYMPICS

I’m sitting here ready to rate every single one of you right now. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to stand on the podium or if you’re just a participation trophy. 🏆🍆😉