March 17, 2026 9:16 · Portrait
I had pizza and cake for dinner tonight to celebrate a family member birthday! I decided to be a good girl and only have 3 pieces of pizza (plus a few bites of my husband’s piece that he didn’t finish) and just one slice of cake. I guess that wasnt enough, though, because on our way home my husband took us on a little detour through the mcdonalds drive through to pick up a large shamrock shake for me 🤭
As soon as we got home I quickly stripped off all my clothes and plopped down on the couch so I could get my fat belly played with while I chug this shake. Which is my absolute favorite way to end the day
