I think this skirt has magical powers because it makes my belly look so much smaller when I wear it until I pull my fat double belly out and then you see just how big and soft it really it. After a night out and we're back at my place, I sit you down and slowly start taking my clothes off in front of you. Lowering my waistband more and more and you think to yourself "how much more of this gorgeous belly is there?!" Would that surprise you to see how big and blubbery my double belly actually is? I bet it would make you rock hard watching me struggle to free my belly from the tight fabric. 😈