Photos/aftermath clips from the stuffing last night, full video to come soon after editing. So last night I ordered two burritos from Chipotle. They were each filled to the brim with food, the order said they'd be 1,300 calories each. As you will see, these burritos weighed -2 LBS EACH-. I managed to power through 1 1/2 of them, have fistfuls of chocolate covered raisins, and then afterward eat 2 full size candy bars. I was a beached whale, my stomach rock hard and sticking out like a pregnant woman. I had thousands of calories in the span of minutes, and despite the pain, I loved it all.