I blame the shop window. there it was - silky, Barbie pink, with a slit that makes my legs look endless, as you know I have zero curves, and this dress still made me look like I belonged on a red carpet, but now I’m sitting here in my room with a shiny store bag feeling like a fool for splurging so hard

to balance out my questionable decisions, I’m throwing a sale. you get to indulge without feeling like a reckless idiot - I’ll take care of that part for both of us 😞

consider it my way of balancing the karma - you get pleasure without the price tag pain, and I get to justify my little indulgence 😩

50% OFF on

~20 minutes of dildo riding!! 💕