Special! Ever wanted to show me what you’re working with? With this purchase you have permission to send me one dick pic, and I will respond with a rating (options listed below), including how it looks, how I imagine it tastes, feels. Or I just tear you to shreds if you like SPH... (DM if you have a preference.)

One paragraph message- $4
Two minute video- $8
Tip here to purchase!

Want me to wear gear or use props for your video? Please tip accordingly, options listed below:

Boots- $5

Dildo (hands only)- $2

Gas Mask- $2

Gloves- $5

Latex clothing (per article)- $5

Other- DM me!

Let’s play! Offer good through December 2021.