**The Secret Lives of Suburban Moms: Episode 8 - The Baseball **⚾

The craziest thing just happened to me! I was reading my wholesome book in my backyard, when a baseball came out of nowhere and flew right into my yard! 😮 It had DILF written all over it. 😏 Like any delusionally single and horny mom would do, I wrote my number on the baseball and posted about it in my neighborhood group chat. 🥰😉 Now we wait and see if a hot dad shows up on my doorstep! 🤤

In your DMs later today! 💋