I wish yall could smell my farts right now. Anyone know the smell of actual sewage? That rich rotten-egg, Sulfur, sour, thick smell that just smells so strong that you feel like you can taste it? Yeah that’s my ass right now. I actually have no idea what triggered it either this time 🤔 maybe the poached eggs and avocado, feta and balsamic glaze on toast this morning? Or maybe my fav Jaffa icecream that I got in the arvo, all I had for lunch was an entire cucumber with French onion dip lol but I don’t think that causes gas, or maybe the spicy chicken I had for dinner just went through me immediately 😂 my mum was over just before and literally asked me to please stop farting, we were sitting at our wooden table that has wooden bench seats, I was wearing pj pants and my ass barely fits on the bench so it hangs over the back just slightly, so almost like my asshole was on the edge of the wooden seat, I let out the loudest fart and it sounded absolutely epic 😂😂😂