Went to the hospital tonight to spend a few hours with my Nanna and before I left I cooked the family a huge pot of chicken and sweetcorn cheesy risotto, I ate a bowl before I left and spent the entire time at the hospital holding in my farts as I was in a quiet room of 6 patients, when I finally left I just about burst through the hospital doors, bolted to my car and caused absolute mayhem the whole way home, got home, laid straight down on the bed and just let my body finally fully relax 🫠 having to hold in your farts is the WORST! Especially in tight jeans!