October 23, 2025
Heading to Pilates this morning and already bracing myself ๐ itโs been a while, so between all the stretching, squeezing and clenching I just know a few cheeky farts are gonna try and escape. Lucky they blast music the whole 50-minute class and thereโs heaps of ladies aroundโฆ if one slips out, no one will know it was me ๐๐จ
By the end Iโll be drenched in sweat and peeling those sticky leggings off when I get home is going to be its own workout. Iโll definitely be needing a long, slow massage after thatโฆ every muscleโs going to be sore and every part of me warm and flushed ๐๐
