I was walking in the park when I saw a muscular guy sitting alone on a bench. My first thought was that I had to touch his biceps and feel them. I went over and started talking to him. I didn’t waste much time and asked if I could feel his biceps. He told me he was straight and wasn’t into that kind of thing. Then I told him I had some cash on me, thinking that might make him more interested. But he said it wasn’t enough. So I had to double it, and that’s when his eyes lit up…