This is me, pouting because I have Covid and all I wanna do is get all up on my partner in crime but nooooo because germs are the biggest cock blockers ever.

Anyway. Worst birthday gift ever (well, my birthday hasn’t happened yet but still. Ruined lots of fun plans.)

Also: proof of life. My face can rejoin the party once I’m over the plague- I’m a pale woman anyway, when I’m sick I’m basically a ghost.
😭🦠